Case file: skyisgood.com.
It was raining in Seattle. Of course it was raining. It’s Seattle.
The subject was born in Korea. Over a decade in the US now. Known associates: one dog. One Cybertruck. Also a team of AI bots, which is not a sentence I expected to put in a case file.
For years he wrote essays in Korean on a blog called Tistory. Now those essays are coming back, in English. Someone is retelling them, one at a time. Motive unclear.
Exhibit A. A ramen review. Five stars for the broth. He calls it his “lifetime ramen” and says one pack was never enough. I believe him.
Exhibit B. An old backyard tree, rotten inside. Three quotes to take it down: $6,500, $4,500, $2,000. Same tree. Very different opinions. He sent it off with a glass of soju anyway.
Exhibit C. A push-up plan that starts with exactly one push-up. He calls this willpower. Could be. Could also be a very smart excuse.
Exhibit D. A note from 2023, worried that ChatGPT would make people stop thinking. Today he works with a team of AI bots. I wrote that one down twice.
I followed this guy for days. Every clue, same keyboard.
Then I checked the byline.
The detective? Him. The suspect? Also him. The same guy who keeps putting “Mostly” after “Good.”
Sky is good. Mostly.
The evidence is filed by category, up top. Got a tip? Use Contact.